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For some reason, you may have to explain one day that, yes, everyone does in fact have to drop a deuce now and again. Some people go once every two days; others go three, even four times a day normally. (And let’s not even start talking about abnormally.) So it’s good to know that there’s a book out there which explains that everyone poops.
Evereyone. Even apples poop. Apparently.
Goldfish shouldn’t be disposal pets. They should be loved, nurtured, cared for, even pampered — like, in a five star goldfish hotel. There’s no room service, we bet, and if there is, that awesome salmon salad you had last time probably isn’t on the menu. We don’t do fish-on-fish meals at the goldfish hotel.
Also comes in black.
The eminent doctor Tobias Funke was multi-talented — an analyst a therapist, a classically trained actor by the great Carl Weathers, and of course, an elixir-dealing folk singer. That band was a family band — Dr. Funke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution — starring his erstwhile wife Lindsay and someone who may be his daughter named Maeby. They reeked of sincerity but were really backed by a company selling designer drugs called Teamocil and Zanotab (but don’t tell Michael).
T-shirt may be known to distract the unnamed wives of patently awful magicians, refocusing their attention on balding nevernudes. And if you don’t know what that means, you probably shouldn’t be buying this.
So this is kinda cheating because the above product doesn’t really exist. It’s just a box.
You buy the box, put your real gift in it, wrap it, and hahahaha jokes on you Mr. Gift Getter! Excellent.